7/06/2006

Health Care Specialists

After the closing down of sleazy massage and tui na spas in neighbourhood estate, this creates a vacuum that needs to be filled. We should train our own aunties as Health Care Specialists to provide a badly needed and lucrative service in HDB estates. This is definitely better than Toilet specialists. But to upgrade the professionalism in the trade, all specialists must attend a diploma course in the polytechnics on the human physiology and how each part functions and how much pressure is needed to maximise the relief and pleasure for the customers.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you're running out of topics to blog about.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

you are right. it is not easy to keep trying to generate articles on a daily basis.

Anyone knows where is Edgedale plains? Somewhere in Scotland or Wales?

Anonymous said...

Edgedale Plains is in Punggol lah.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

the taxi driver does not have a clue. can't even pronounce it. egg tail? egg tail? what egg tail?

Anonymous said...

Really ? I thought cabbies these days have Masters degrees and PhDs, no ?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

not all lah. i happened to be in one which the road specialist got problem even understanding the name.

should send them all to specialist courses. haha, diploma in road services. and teach them how to pronounce these names like a native english speaker, this will make the english visitors feel more homely.

Anonymous said...

Gasp, really, ah ? I tot Singapore workforce velli educated one. How come still got these ah peks cannot understand simple engrish words like "plains" around ? quick, someone send them to retraining courses at NTUC.

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